Every result, from 100% to 0%
A score lands on one of 26 profiles. Here is every one of them, in order — and the part of a result this page cannot show you.
How a score becomes a profile
Your answers to the 30 questions become a whole percentage, and that percentage alone decides the profile. Each of the 26 covers its own narrow band of the scale, and 100% has one entirely to itself. The same score always lands on the same profile.
What the number measures — and why a high one is not a prize — is covered in the purity score guide. How it is calculated is explained in how it works.
All 26 profiles
Absolute Purity
100%Either you’re genuinely this innocent, or you just lied 30 times with extraordinary consistency.
Alarmingly Innocent
96–99%We were looking for dirt. We found excellent manners.
Certified Angel
92–95%Your guardian angel has had a remarkably easy career.
Almost Angelic
88–91%Your conscience is probably doing significantly less overtime than everyone else’s.
Honorary Good Person
84–87%You’re behaving suspiciously well for someone taking an online purity test.
Suspiciously Well-Behaved
80–83%At this point your biggest red flag might be how few red flags you have.
Occasionally Interesting
76–79%You are mostly innocent, but thankfully not enough to make dinner conversation impossible.
Low-Risk Troublemaker
72–75%You occasionally choose chaos, but apparently only during business hours.
Mostly House-Trained
68–71%Generally respectable. Occasionally a terrible idea with good posture.
Socially Acceptable
64–67%You’re respectable enough for polite society and questionable enough to survive a group chat.
Mostly Civilized
60–63%You’re generally well-behaved, with just enough evidence to prevent sainthood.
Respectably Imperfect
56–59%You’ve done enough to have stories, but apparently not enough to require a new identity.
Selectively Innocent
52–55%You’re not exactly innocent. You’re just very strategic about when not to be.
Perfectly Suspicious
48–51%Almost exactly halfway pure. Statistically convenient. Personally questionable.
Balanced Chaos
44–47%You’re exactly the kind of person who can give sensible advice and then completely ignore it.
Part-Time Angel
40–43%Innocent enough to meet the parents. Experienced enough that maybe they shouldn’t ask too many questions.
Controlled Damage
36–39%You make mistakes with enough restraint to keep them from becoming a documentary.
Chaotic But Employable
32–35%Nothing here screams disaster. It does, however, speak at a concerning volume.
Professionally Questionable
28–31%You make enough good decisions to remain functional and enough bad ones to remain interesting.
Bad Influence Energy
24–27%You’re probably the reason someone has a story that starts with "I normally never do this..."
Bad Decisions, Good Stories
20–23%Your purity is low, but your anecdote collection is probably excellent.
Experienced Individual
16–19%You’ve lived enough life to make "it seemed like a good idea at the time" statistically suspicious.
Questionable Character Development
12–15%Somewhere along the way, "bad idea" became less of a warning and more of an invitation.
Morally Flexible
8–11%You have standards. We are just having trouble locating them.
Absolute Menace
4–7%You still have a purity score. Legally, we are required to mention that.
Public Safety Concern
0–3%Either you did this test backwards, or your guardian angel quit without notice.
What a profile does not tell you
A profile is only the headline. Your actual result adds a short verdict written from the pattern of your own answers: which kinds of questions your yeses came from, and whether the heaviest ones at the end came back clean. Two people with the same score can read a noticeably different verdict, so the profile on its own is never the whole result.
All of it is worked out in your browser. Nothing you answer is sent anywhere, and there is no comparison with anyone else’s results — the site has none to compare with.